 CHUCK
NORRIS - The boogeyman checks under his bed for
Chuck Norris before he goes to sleep. |
 GIMLI
- Heroic dwarf of Lord of the Rings fame. |
 LUKE
SKYWALKER - Jedi who saves the universe in both
Stars Wars IV and VI. |
 SAMSON
- Biblical hero who killed a lion with his bare
hands, took out hundreds of bad guys with a
donkey's jaw bone, and fell for the temptress
Delilah. He doesn't use the Force but he
has Jehovah on his side. |
 LEONIDAS
- Spartan king who lead the "300" into battle
against thousands of Persians. |
 JASON
BOURNE - Special agent, assassin, and a master
of all kinds of weaponry (he even beat the crap
out of one guy with a book!). |
 DIRK
PITT - Adventurer, treasure seeker, ladies' man,
and an all around stud from the series of novels
by Clive Cussler. He was played by this
guy <------- in the movie Sahara, but we won't
hold that against the character. |
 ARAGORN
- Rightly heir to the thrown of Gondor from the
Lord of the Rings Trilogy. |
 WILLIAM
WALLACE - Lead the Scots against the Brits in
real life and the movie Braveheart. |
 JOHN
McCLANE - NYC police officer who always finds
himself in horrible situations. He doesn't
do it because he wants to but because there's no
one else around to do it. |
 JACK
RYAN - Hero from a series of Tom Clancy novels.
He's been played by Ben Affleck, Alec Baldwin,
and Harrison Ford in the movies. |
 YODA
- Jedi master. |
 JOHN
RAMBO - Former green beret and Vietnam war
veteran. He lets his hands, arrow, and
bullets do the talking. |
 MERLIN
- Magician and mentor to King Arthur. |
 NEO
- Messianic figure from the Matrix Trilogy.
He can dodge bullets baby. |
 TARZAN
- The Ape-man |